Here are some more jokes for the New Year....
Ah
Beng Jr at School...
Low Beng was travelling in a crowded
bus. He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college
admission).
Accidentally, the photograph fell
down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found
it on the floor, below the ends of a woman's saree. He
asked her "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take photograph."
He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital.
He was surprised to see Seow Beng
on the bed next to him, in a worst condition. Seow Beng explained what
happened to him.
He had gone to a remote village
to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find
any hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether
he can stay there for the night. The Owner replied "I have 2 grown up
daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay".
He approached the next house and
asked whether he can stay there for the night. The Owner replied, "I
have 3 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay".
He went to the next house and asked:
"Do you have grown up daughters?". The Owner asked, "WHY?????????".
Seow Beng replied, "I want to stay here for a night....."
The rest is history.
At
the Beach..
Once upon a time, Ah Beng and his friend wanted to pick
up women on a beach. His friend had no problem picking up gorgeous women;
he was the most popular guy on the beach. But Ah Beng had no success.
Ah Beng: "Lim, tell me how do you
attract so many beautiful women?"
Lim: "Well, I'll tell ya! But it's
a secret....just between you and me.
I don't want my system to become too public."
Ah Beng: "OK. Its a deal."
Lim: "You see those
potatoes over there? Well, every time I come to the beach I take one
and put it in my Speedos. When the women see it they come running from
miles around."
Ah Beng: "That's it? I can do that!"
The next day, Ah Beng went over to the vegetable stand
and picked out the biggest, most perfectly shaped potato he could find.
He then went into the changing room and slipped it into his Speedo.
As he walked out onto the beach he immediately noticed that women AND
men began to take notice of him.
"Its working!" he thought. But soon he began
to realize that they were not looking interested but rather upset, almost
disgusted by the sight of him.
He rushed over to Lim and asked "Lim, what's the problem? Why
isn't it working?"
Lim: "Aiyah you're supposed to put
the potato in front lah, not at the back!"
